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katie says: (7:55:12 pm)
   what the f is your nickname about? <--- (becca)

fantastic testicle says: (7:55:25 pm)
   oh haha ask katie!!

fantastic testicle says: (7:55:32 pm)
   she said it..

katie says: (7:55:57 pm)
   big fat wuss to my left says it's difficult to explain

fantastic testicle says: (7:56:23 pm)
   oh right..

fantastic testicle says: (7:57:21 pm)
   i had been singing to myself, (not well might i add) and she intended to say "you have fantastic voice" but instead.. LO AND BEHOLD she said "you have fantastic testicle" and i've never looked back

Hello
I am not dead!
I have had a good Christmas.
I'm sorry I haven't written in here for years. I hope you have had a good Christmas and are about to to have happy New Years.

Bye for now, I am going to write a nice long blog entry tonight.

Byeeeee (in classic DECtalk voice... you either know it or you don't!)

DN January 2005


The DN sex surveys seems to be a such success that I have decided to do a “candid” one. Here’s goes:-
Are you a hunk aged 18 - 28 ?
If yes: Want to go out for a night to remember with cp 21yr old girl? yes / no
Well, that’s not too painful like the big DN one! But I NEED A MAN! Getting said man is one of my new years resolutions- God I sound like Bridget Jones. Apart from the fact that I don’t smoke 100 cigarettes and I don’t drink 100 units of alcohol a day, and I am not fat so I don’t worry about my weight. (I do worry about my mates and PAs going green when they are picking up my size 8 clothes though.) And I won’t have to train an American actress to talk with a English accent (communication aid users always have American accents!)

Here are my other new year’s resolutions:

1. Do my university work on time! Quite boring but an important resolution which I probably won’t keep.

2. Do my Candid Kate column, battling with the silly deadlines; someone please tell what’s (a) the point and (b) the use of having the November deadline on 16th March!

3. Make sure my cat stays nice and thin! Not blow up like a balloon!

4 . Possibly make friends with some geeks who could make a more human voice for Communication Aids.

5. Get a full-time PA, preferably a live in one, if anyone would like to live with me. Even my dear mum hates being in the same house as me!

So those are my new year resolutions, I hope you have some good ones and you will keep them. May I suggest for those Stamford Hill cerebral palsy charity shops out there, a great resolution for you will be getting rid of your step!

katie aged 12 to a patining person or someone who dons"t think the same about crip stuff " f--k off " or screamed in their face
kt aged 21 is thinking second thoughts on the mathood ! i don't know about those ppl they are being bad not to make to me cross they really think like that and i should keep my cool a nd state my case! maybe i can try to chage them that way

my party was cool. to be hoset i found diffcult to chat to ppl and and i would love a hour with the most ppl one to one not being squeezed in house and i have to go around everyone and that was stange mix of ppl. i had some fab pressies :-)
becca plese to give me ideas on what to do with weblog and that girl is v, careing and i was unsure about how she was around pp?

mum found beheaded mouse 2day! that cat is not nice ! do she know cats should eat mice? not torrorized them, forget iraq this is TORROR! i have WOMD- fat cat! so goegre W BUSH sand your troops here to save lifes!

There were a lot of emley booze bottles in kitchen b4 I went bed but when I got up they are gone! Worried about what mum thinks! Does she think I hang around with drunken ppl! There is much more booze for 2night!
Know when ppl are rat arsed they do stupid things like make a unplanned baby with somebody which they wouldn't even torch normally or have a drive-in wedding with Elvis as MC! WELL I DID NOT DO EITHER OF THEM BUT I MADE WEBLOG! I do not know what to do with weblog. Should I forget it ? mmm I smell little party bangers mum is cooking !

I'm really worried about my birthday party tomorrow. I think it'll end with blood. In fact, I almost know it will as Eileen, my cat, has taken to killing baby mice. Becca rescued one this evening. Eileen, newly slimmed down from what was practically a furry sphere, would until recently not have recognised a mouse if it was dancing on her nose. I don't know what caused her to turn into a killing machine; maybe she watched too many hours of Cartoon Network. She actually killed one in mum's bedroom at half past 5 on Thursday morning - mum was angry all Thursday, and tired too - the mouse-hunt disturbed her sleep. So I'm worried about tomorrow - I've never known so many people to come to my house before. We tried to get a hall to hold the party in but couldn't find one that was suitably accessible for myself, Phoebe, Anthony and various other wheelies. I almost forgot to say. Wednesday was my 21st birthday, and we're celebrating it tomorrow.